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Alison Rosen: Before and After phrases that will never appear on Wheel of Fortune

  • Michael R · 9 months ago
    Comedy gold.
  • Anonymous · 9 months ago
    Haha! Love it.
  • Rich · 9 months ago
    Pardon my French tickler. Haha.


    Yours are better. :-)
  • It Takes Balls · 9 months ago
    Brilliant! Comedic genius in the body of a hottie.


    On the other hand job

    Look before you leap to your death

    Penny for your thoughts on pedophilia

    No means no more tears
  • Rich · 9 months ago
    Top of the morning wood.


    I'm really done now.
  • Cher · 9 months ago
    Love the list!
  • Toddrod · 9 months ago
    Alison!?!? Your Dad didn't really give you the Before and After phrase that you shared in that tweet, did he?!?!


    If it's true, I've totally misunderstood where he comes from for the past few months since I've been following your blog! I'm so embarrassed!



    Toddrod
  • Anonymous · 9 months ago
    "Contribute it on Listology.com if you want."
  • Jaqob Jackson · 9 months ago

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         BRAVO!



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  • Joe · 9 months ago
    Those are great!


    I'm trying to think of some and I can't. I'm mentally constipated this morning.
  • karpaydm · 9 months ago
    This is hilarious!


    I won't even bother trying to come up with more since yours are so good!



    KarpayDM
  • Trapp · 8 months ago
    Very funny.


    Is Pat Sajak still the guy who does the show? These would work best if he didn't know about them ahead of time.



    I'm not sure which I prefer, the embarrassingly dirty ones, or depressingly horrible ones.



    Either way, the studio audience will leave in stunned silence.
  • Jaqob Jackson · 8 months ago
    Not to pretend that I am the Commander In Chief Offender, but the captcha for this post is FORTARD.


    Sounds like a combination of the word FORGET and RETARD.



    If you're a forgetful retard then that would make you a fortard.



    Don't thank me for that, thank Blogger.
  • Jaqob Jackson · 8 months ago
  • Randy · 8 months ago
    I certainly hope you've submitted these to McSweeney's.