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Alison Rosen: Clinical trials and research studies I’d like to be a part of

  • Breannaaa · 8 months ago
    This is hilarious.




    This comment seems robotic.





    I. Am. A. Robot.
  • Scott · 8 months ago
    I'd take part in that second research study you described if it was The King of Queens they played while fanning me.


    On an unrelated note, did I mention I raise ducklings and have an extensive Facts of Life library?
  • Brett Jones · 8 months ago
    You know a guy who raises ducklings and smells good is bound to be a gay as can be, right?


    I suppose that could be a good thing though, if all you're after is a little duckling time, some enjoyable conversation and a warm, fragrant place to fall asleep.
  • Toddrod · 8 months ago
    This blog reminds me that there is a distinct difference between men and women. Namely, the presence of diet sodas as an integral part of these fantasies. Do most women really like diet sodas or Fresca? Do they prefer the taste of diet soda over the taste of the regular counterpart? How about when you go out with friends and order a alcoholic drink? Do women get upset when they order a Rum and Diet Coke and the bartender makes the mistake of using regular Coke? Is Diet anything sexy? It just doesn't seem very... gluttonous.


    Toddrod
  • Toddrod · 8 months ago
    Where can I purchase a Breannaaa type robot? They are probably out of my price range I'm thinking.


    Toddrod
  • Joe · 8 months ago
    Do I wish every morning were Christmas? Not a chance, fancy pants! It would be fun for a while, but then I think it would get boring. I knew a woman who worked for a while at a donut shop. She said it was great at first, but little by little she really started hating donuts.


    But a housekeeper to housekeep my place? And cook my meals? I'd sign on to that in a nanosecond. THAT I would never get tired of!



    You're still scheduled for Red Eye this Friday, Miss R? YESYESYESYESYES!!!
  • Rich · 8 months ago
    I love how you have a tag called "Highly Specific Scenarios Involving Ducks." Haha.
  • Prototype 3: Rise of the Machi · 8 months ago
    "HIGHLY SPECIFIC SCENARIOS INVOLVING DUCKS" - Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.


    I don't know how many times I read the word "duckings" in this post alone. Perhaps you should also consider taking part in a research study on the obsession with duckings?
  • Trapp · 8 months ago
    As I was on my way to the store today, I couldn't help but notice a sign on a pole with a phone number written beneath a word in big capital letters: PUPPIES


    Naturally, I thought of you. No mention of ducklings, though.
  • EDinATL · 8 months ago
    fun post, cute.
  • Jaqob Jackson · 8 months ago
    What would the opposite of this kind of experiment look like?


    Being exposed to watching the show Two And A Half Men all day and night??



    hmmmmmm.....



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