Alison Rosen - Latest Comments in Million dollar yogurt idea

Re: Million dollar yogurt idea

Ted_Goodlove — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 13:02:39 -0000

Clever Clever McDonald and Boink! I can tell you guys have had prior success with this "Facts of Life" routine....I'll have to try that next week at the club!

Re: Million dollar yogurt idea

Thomas Wigington — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 09:17:48 -0000

Catchphrase: Yogurt. It's the Miracle Grow of intestinal flora.

Re: Million dollar yogurt idea

Ryan Dougherty — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 03:27:52 -0000

I like the proconvulsive idea, nothing like a good siezure to start off your day. I could just imagine mixing them prodepressants. That would make for an awesome day siezures, crying, and self loathing. Also, I endorse the idea of proxidants, I'm for anything that will promote cell damage.

Re: Million dollar yogurt idea

boinkity — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:45:17 -0000

You guys suck!

If it were me, I'd do it like this:

Boinkity: Hi Alison, it's been great finally meeting you.
Alison: Yes, I know it's been a pleasure for you!
Boinkity: Uh, yes it has. I was wondering, would you dance the next song with me?
Alison: Uh, I think I shouldn't. I don't wanna make Ted or Joe jealous. You know those crazy kids.
Boinkity: I understand, but I assure you, they won't be jealous.
Alison: Well... I'm not sure.
Boinkity: Please, don't say no. I asked the DJ to play a special song next for us to dance to.
Alison: Oh, really? Hmmmm?
Boinkity: Oh, here comes the song now! Let's go!

Just then, the music begins:

http://www.youtube.com/watc...

Re: Million dollar yogurt idea

Joe — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 16:45:42 -0000

That's a good question, Ted. If I were at the luncheon, I'd spot Alison across the room and slowly walk over to her....

Joe: Hey doll, wanna dance?
Alison: Who's asking?
Joe: I'm asking
Alison (playing hard to get): I don't think so
Joe: You don't know what you're missing
Alison: I think I do
Joe: What if I told you my favorite TV show is The Facts of Life?
Alison: Really???

Just then the music would begin and we'd start dancing to "Unchained Melody" by the Righteous Brothers: http://www.youtube.com/watc...

Oh, my love
My darling
I've hungered for your touch
A long lonely time
And time goes by so slowly
And time can do so much
Are you still mine?
I need your love
I need your love
Godspeed your love to me...

Then I'd plant a big wet one on her lips!

Re: Million dollar yogurt idea

Ted_Goodlove — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 15:10:40 -0000

Okay this is a serious thread stealing comment:

Let's say, we were all at the RosenFan club luncheon and there was a DJ.....the floor was being opened up for dancing....if you had the chance of a lifetime to dance with Alison...what song would you pick?

Ted: I'd walk up to her and say, "Want to dance kid?" She'd glance at me, smile and say, "yes!" I'd lead her to the dance floor, the lights would go dim and the DJ would play "Smoke gets in your eyes" by the Platters

http://www.youtube.com/watc...

What says you?

Re: Million dollar yogurt idea

rrb77 — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 13:47:49 -0000

There is already a "Pro-active." You should make an "Anti-active." Market to the lazy and you have a hit.

Re: Million dollar yogurt idea

Ted_Goodlove — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 12:48:45 -0000

Can I get some of that Procreate with my Yogurt? I'm just asking!

OMG, I just re-read this post....and you wrote, "in yogurt".......Now my post sounds disgusting! Whatever, I'll leave it at that!

Re: Million dollar yogurt idea

Stefan — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 12:01:26 -0000

Oh you and your wacky word antics...or should I say protics?