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Alison Rosen: Rejected titles for Curious Case of Benjamin Button

  • Toddrod · 11 months ago
    The Nauseating Narrative of Seamus Suspenders
  • Mike · 11 months ago
    Those were great.




    Hey Allison,



    I didn't know Andy had the time to make 700-some fake Twitter accounts to make him look so cool. *grins*
  • Anonymous · 11 months ago
    since many of thse involve clothing,


    How about:



    1. The Bloodcurdling Quandrary of Boxer Peehole (as in a pee-hole in the boxer.)



    2. "The obtuse chronicle of Leopard Leggings."



    3. "The Bending over of Richard Rippity Pants (rated G with a singalong).



    4. "The Raconteur's yarn of Sylvestor Snitch Stich."



    5. "The enigmatic flash of Betsy Underwire."



    6. "The Prickly issue of Peter Pool Pocket."
  • EDinATL · 11 months ago
    Love em, I can't get CCBB references out of my head either now.
  • Bingo · 11 months ago
    The Phantasmagorical File of Billy Buckle


    The Exposed Exposé of Ned Knot



    The Illogical Illustrations of Sammy Staples



    The Paradoxical Period of Rosie Rivet



    The Demented Diary of Joyce Joist



    The Industrial Implementation of Fanny Fastener



    The Pedophilac Papers of Louis Loop



    The Retractable Receptacle of Benny Butz



    The Pickled Pair of Linus Lacings
  • Ted from Accounting · 11 months ago
    The Fucked Up Faux Pas of Frank Frickenshtein (Rated PG)
  • Toddrod · 11 months ago
    Just for fun:


    The Sofa Story of Apprehensive Alison
  • Colt V. Ables · 11 months ago
    The Fabulous Frenzy of Pedophile Paul
  • coffee · 11 months ago
    the bamboozled blunders of sean shoelace