Alison Rosen - Latest Comments in Stand up versus TV

Re: Stand up versus TV

Robert — Fri, 15 May 2009 04:17:00 -0000

How does money work?

Re: Stand up versus TV

Toddrod — Thu, 14 May 2009 23:59:00 -0000

Honestly, Alison, the only thing I really wanted to know is what would you have done if someone heckled you? I've heard that most comics have a few comebacks at the ready if needed. Do you have anti-heckler comments? You don't seem like the kind of person that is confrontational, and I really can't picture you in that situation! I hope if the time ever comes, you are ready for action!

Toddrod

P.S. My financial question is, "With the economy down, is it wrong to stop dating?"

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anthony0358 — Thu, 14 May 2009 20:59:00 -0000

You just have to remember that you are an amazing talent!
Anyone who got to see you was darn lucky!

Re: Stand up versus TV

Rich — Thu, 14 May 2009 19:33:00 -0000

Horrible, but timely, joke of the day that corresponds to the second paragraph of this blog post:

Q. What do you call the trip that people took to see Alison at the comedy club?

A. A star trek!

Kill me now.

Re: Stand up versus TV

Anonymous — Thu, 14 May 2009 19:27:00 -0000

"What your saying in this post is that Stand-up can be very frightening. It makes me wonder who is more able to control their incontinence on stage, a baby or an old man......."

Re: Stand up versus TV

Trapp — Thu, 14 May 2009 18:37:00 -0000

I really wish I could have seen the show, but my old, senile friends wouldn't head into the city with me, and I couldn't get a date.

Remember that old "Odd Couple" where they end up in court, accused of trying to scalp a ticket? Felix for no good reason puts Oscar on the stand, and causes him to reveal under oath, how he couldn't get a date, and how hard he tried, and how many women he called, etc. I was Oscar.

Anyway, I'm sure I missed out.

My questions:

What should I invest my money in?

What if I have no money?

What if I have too much money?

What if I need a second job?

How can I get the government to bail me out?

Should I rent part of my house?

Should I take in borders?

Should I start my own business?

Should I be a kept man?

Too many?

Re: Stand up versus TV

Anonymous — Thu, 14 May 2009 17:43:00 -0000

the reason people hate is because they have to read pages among pages of worth less reading material and still have no useful information.Its like reading a crappy book. then being asked why you read it.

Re: Stand up versus TV

Andrew Mager — Thu, 14 May 2009 17:18:00 -0000

You're an awesome blogger. Can't wait to move your site over away from Blogger :)